Cool Moms Don't Trust the Government Hoodie – Funny Mom Sweatshirt

Cozy on the outside, skeptical on the inside. This mid-weight cotton-blend hoodie gives the mom who questions everything a soft, roomy layer for school runs, cold soccer sidelines and late-night doomscrolling. It has a double-lined hood and a big kangaroo pocket, comes in sizes S to 5XL, and makes a funny birthday or Christmas gift for moms with opinions.

Details

• Mid-weight 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and adjustable fit
• Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand-warming and secure storage
• DTF/DTG prints and optional chest or wrist embroidery; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Care

• Tumble dry: medium
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed