Cool Moms Don’t Trust the Government

This roomy, cozy hoodie settles around your shoulders like a quiet promise to slow down. Built from a mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it holds warmth without feeling bulky and keeps its shape through seasons of wear. The tubular, seam-free body gives a smooth silhouette, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle, durable details. A large kangaroo pocket tucks hands, phones, or small notebooks out of the cold. Minimal, clean embroidery on the chest keeps the look understated — wear it for late-night drives, messy-studio mornings, or slow weekends at the cabin. Thoughtfully produced with OEKO-TEX-tested dyes and responsible cotton sourcing, this hoodie feels like a dependable layer you’ll reach for again and again.

Product features
- Mid-weight 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and adjustable fit
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand-warming and secure storage
- DTF/DTG prints and optional chest or wrist embroidery; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed