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In My Defense I Haven't Had Coffee | Mug

In My Defense I Haven't Had Coffee | Mug

$18.99 USD
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Warm, slightly cheeky, and built for slow mornings and late nights. This glossy black ceramic mug carries a bold, retro-style slogan that reads like a private truth shared between close friends: “In my defense I haven’t had coffee.” The saturated colors pop against the deep black glaze, giving the design a vintage yet fresh look. Comfortable C-shaped handle and two size options mean it settles into your daily routine, whether it’s your first cup of the morning or a long pour for an afternoon pick me. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, lead- and BPA-free, this mug is made to stay lively through countless washes and refills. Slip it into your hands, feel the heat radiate through the gloss, and let that first sip turn grumpy into grin.

Product features

- 100% glossy ceramic, black finish

- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes

- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe

- Lead- and BPA-free; meets safety standards

- Comfortable C-shaped handle with vibrant, long-lasting print

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

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✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: darren@designsxdarren.com.

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Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund or a replacement at no charge.

✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at darren@designsxdarren.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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